Timber

Something red neck white people yell as a tree is falling to the ground

My fat uncle Larry was going at that tree for hours just to to look stupid holler "timber" while the tree fell to the ground.

by Squidwards harry ass crack November 15, 2020

Straight-Cut Timber

A massive, densely packed turd that releases itself in a straight, unpinched and untapered form. No toilet paper required.

I did my part for conserving toilet paper with that one. That was beyond a log, it was just straight-cut timber. Not sure how it flushed down.

by JoshinLVNY May 14, 2021

Timber Doodle

A quick sexual rendezvous amongst hunters who meet each other in the woods by happenstance.

I was out deer hunting, and I came across this guy who called himself Sunshine, we had a fantastic Timber Doodle and then went upon our ways.

by TFFF5dd232323 November 22, 2025

My timbers are shivering

When you are overly scared or overly anxious about something upcoming.

Ex: My timbers are shivering because I don't know if Urban Dictionary is going to accept my new definitions or not..

by chadeesa July 20, 2024

Timber

Slay af youtuber

Timber is slaying

by Agathaissoslayqjeen August 5, 2024

Shiver me timbers

When someone thinks they’re scary, but really isn’t.

Person 1: I WILL KILL U
Person 2: oh oh scary! Oh shiver me timbers!

by nutsacktickler69 September 26, 2023

Timber

A guy who is rizzy but has a big dick he is decent at sports and a little chubby but is a ladys magnet

Timber:whats good
girl:whats good daddy

by babydaddytimmy March 8, 2024