talk therapy

A place where you go to lean in a couch or (even worse) lie flat on a surface, allowing your spine to drift into dissociation while babbling on and on about the same trauma patterns recurring via different manifestations in your life every week so that you get that momentary release only to be sucked back into the patterns the next week all in service of being a line item of $250 per hour in the revenue charts of the Western Medicine business model that wants your patterns to continue so that it could keep minting $$$

I've been feeling very embodied lately and really miss the good old dissociative blabbering days so I booked a talk therapy session to experience that.

by funnychiron July 5, 2023

Bite Therapy

Biting someone when they are continually complaining of something, particularly a pain. Closely related to Punch Therapy.

Rob, lying next to Sophie: My leg is hurting so much from when I tripped over yesterday.
Rob: OUCH! Why did you bite me?
Sophie: Just applying some Bite Therapy... made you forget that damn leg you keep whining about!

by hsan2 December 27, 2021

Thot therapy

Thot therapy is any activity in which a person can freely Express their sexuality, or just an acceptance of making the world a sluttier place. Thot therapy includeds but is not limited to: slut support groups, honoring hoes, and banging all your bros. Term first used by the e-thot WitchyHeathen.

I need some fucking thot therapy this weekend.

by Witchyheathen May 19, 2022

Vehicular Therapy

The act of relieving stress, negative thoughts, and/or pain by going out and cruising in a vehicle, more commonly by car or motorcycle.

If you ever feel like needing peace, an adventure, or just need to clear your mind from bad thoughts, grab your keys and get some Vehicular Therapy in.

by AsianStikkyRyce April 11, 2022

Therapy Hangover

When you’re mentally drained after a therapy session and feel like you’re hungover

That session gave me a therapy hangover. I need sleep.

by Enzo0601 January 29, 2021

therapy 13

Therapy 13 is the best payola groupchat on twitter for Taylor Swift stans! They will be attending Taylor’s next tour together and possibly a secret session as well!

Twitter User 1: Who are these idiots asking if someone got kidnapped because they went inactive for like 5 hours?
Twitter User 2: Oh, that has to be Therapy 13! They’re always tweeting about the most random stuff.

by Therapy13 June 1, 2021

Tyrone Therapy

When you and your girl break up, she goes out and finds a big black man (a.k.a. Tyrone) to have relations with. Done usually to make herself feel better about the break up (or similar traumatic event).

Guy: "My best girl and I broke up for the tenth time last night. I saw her walking around today with Tyrone."
Guy's friend: "Forget about her. She's out getting some Tyrone therapy."

by snu snu March 25, 2023