Skip to main content

The Repeating Idiocy Theorem

The Repeating Theorem discusses how stupid people will repeat the same dumb choices because they're too idiotic to learn from consequences.
"I want to get back with my ex." - (Idiot, probably named Brad)

"YOU FUCKING DUMBASS! YOU'RE AN IDIOT! I MADE THE REPEATING IDIOCY THEOREM TO SHOW HOW YOUR DUMBASS CONTINUSIONLY MAKES THE SAME RETARDED CHOICES!" - Me (Fuck you guy, probably named Brad, you idiot)
by Theoremist November 22, 2023
mugGet the The Repeating Idiocy Theorem mug.

Reverse Nut Theorem

Harnessing the power of your semen, you erase all evidence from the absolute power-bombing you gave your significant other by cum-bending all of that chunky nut back into your scrotum.
"Bro I can't let my girl know about my cheating but I don't know how??
"No worries man, I just used the Reverse Nut Theorem. It's completely foolproof."
by Dongerlxrd December 4, 2023
mugGet the Reverse Nut Theorem mug.
The assertion that no food identification system can be both comprehensive and unambiguous
Lodge's Incompleteness Theorem questions whether a slice of quiche a toast or a taco under the Cube Rule of Food Identification.
by kingwotzit July 19, 2023
mugGet the Lodge's Incompleteness Theorem mug.

Among us theorem

when one scream the loudest in an among us lobby and besides all the evidence, everyone votes for the one accused by the loudest
IT'S PINK IT HAS TO BE
HE KILLED MY GRANDMA
IT HAS TO BE

"the entire lobby proceeds to vote pink out, ignoring all prior evidence"

Thus, the "Among us theorem"
by WateryBadZach August 10, 2023
mugGet the Among us theorem mug.

pikachu theorem of physcology

this theorem states for any banana popsicle on a motorcycle, we will always have a cross difference between yes and no.
lol i win any debate cuz of the pikachu theorem of physcology
mugGet the pikachu theorem of physcology mug.

Farrell’s Theorem

Even worse than Murphy’s Law. Farrell’s Theorem states that anything that can go wrong will not gl wrong, just simply do something even worse can happen instead. This also provides comedic effect.
Due t Farrell’s Theorem Franklin missed getting hit by the car, just so the bus behind could obliterate him.
by Slydog11 December 17, 2021
mugGet the Farrell’s Theorem mug.

Quadralic Theorem

You dumb as hell if you think this a real thing.
Thiccoldman thinks you retarded.
You dumb as hell if you thought the quadralic theorem was a real thing
by Thiccoldman December 29, 2021
mugGet the Quadralic Theorem mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email