Kicking the stump

Assertively pretending to know something.

Uncle T was just kicking the stump when you asked him what's going on in Ukraine.

by J5WickedAss March 21, 2022

Phone-Stumped

when your just about to answer your phone and then they hang up

ey yo i just got phone-stumped by my buddy joe!

by boogymanatecheese July 27, 2021

Middle Stump

Popular slang among teenagers in Southern India for a penis.

Damn, he got kicked so hard in the middle stump.

by Sombody Toucha ma Username August 11, 2021

Stump Tugger

Lesbian. When lesbians stretch their clitoris to the point that they have miniature penises. A common practice among carpet lickers.

Why is her clit so big it looks like a cock? 'Cause she is a "stump tugger!"

by echomania January 18, 2010

[cunt]stumped

When a woman's potential to get laid by a man is thwarted by her girlfriend.

Lindsay, on the verge of going home with John the supermodel for the evening, was suddenly cuntstumped by Simone her bitter, resentful, and inebriated best friend who claimed she lost her keys and needed a ride home.

by Dumbass Dave May 13, 2006

Dick stump

Only a little bit of the base of the dick left after being cut off brutally with knife or machete. Normally done during an erection. This is usually done by another male. Doing such a thing may have many motives.

Bill: you suck Wolfgang!
Wolfgang: ..........
Bill: I swear I will make you a dick stump

by Sick eyeball June 20, 2012

Monkey Stump

The base of your spine where your monkey tail would have been before you evolved.

I just broke my monkey stump when skateboarding

by Monkee mischief March 1, 2011