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Supernatural Protection

The belief that one cannot be harmed, and nothing can go wrong in your life if you simply have faith in your favourite imaginary supernatural being.

Best espoused in 2020 by US republicans who equate "wearing a mask" to "not having faith in god's will and protection"

By extension, this also means it is safe to jump into traffic if you simply have faith in god hard enough

Of course, this also implies that if you leap into traffic and get hurt, your faith was not true enough.

This belief system is a self reinforcing and self-reproducing way to hurt yourself. You leap into traffic, get hit by a car, stand up, believe in god harder, leap into traffic again, get hit by a car again. This process repeats until god protects you forever or you wind up dead. Slrt of like a "shit in one hand, wish in the other" type scenario.
***online dating***
Man: "Hey gurl, you look damn good ;)"
Girl: "You look like you should leap into traffic"
Man: "Gurl, if i leap into traffic I'll wind up dead. I'm an atheist so i dont got the same supernatural protections as the religious folk"
by Wypipo whisperer October 23, 2020
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Protect your energy above all else

Protecting your energy means being cautious who, where, and what you put your time into. Protecting your energy involves judging your reactions based on how much involvement you want in a person or situation. Protecting your energy means to allow your heart and mind to work together. To live in the moment with being concerned for the future and without being hateful of the past.
You need to protect your energy above all else.
by Kylaadaawn June 19, 2023
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Protect your energy above all else

Protecting your energy means being cautious who, where, and what you put your time into. Protecting your energy involves judging your reactions based on how much involvement you want in a person or situation. Protecting your energy means to allow your heart and mind to work together. To live in the moment with being concerned for the future and without being hateful of the past.
You need to protect your energy above all else.
by Kylaadaawn June 19, 2023
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protective cusstody

Imprisonment designed to shield someone from swearing and other crude language.
What good is protective cusstody if da jailers and other officials of da clink grumble and/or shout profanity/obscenity-laced remarks themselves?!??
by QuacksO January 24, 2023
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protect my peace

Do whatever it is to keep your happiness... even if it will leave a detrimental effect on your life.
I didn't do the essay because I'm choosing to protect my peace instead.
by taroroot October 12, 2023
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fegyt protection

the protection of a gay fegyt from the NNN
"omg maxa why are u cumming its november - yali says
"its ok i have my fegyt protection" - maxa
by Maxa_grah November 1, 2023
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National Protection Against Rape Day

Keep your friends and family close and help them with past problems with rape its very serious and should be treated as such it isnt a joke!
Whats Today?
Its NPARD(National Protection Against Rape Day)! Dont Worry girl i got your back together we can fight against rape!
by RealTreWay April 24, 2023
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