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proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
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the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.
proh-kras-ter-bay-shuhn, pruh‐ Show IPA
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the act or habit of procrasturbating, or putting off or delaying, especially something requiring immediate attention to masturbate.
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The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
The masturbation session is often prolonged so as to maximize time distracted from the task at hand (no pun intended).
My wife gave me huge to-do list then left the house for a couple hours. Time to Procrasturbate.
I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
I had an assignment due in a couple hours, but had writer's block, so I jerked off. It was an hour long session of procrasturbation.
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