Peruvian Touchscreen

When you put your penis against the screen for a prolonged period of time.

Look at Luis! he's doing the Peruvian Touchscreen thing!! yuck!!

by xzetaprobe March 2, 2017

Peruvian Torch

When you cover your partner in gasoline, and proceed to blanket them in your flammable nut.

"Gloria, get the gas, this one needs a Peruvian Torch!"
"Not again, Harold!"

by Nut_meme March 5, 2017

Peruvian Spin-off

When your partner is riding your penis and your buddy spins the recipient counter clockwise creating upward lift and the recipient spins off the penis.

"Oh yeah me and my mates had a few drinks and took this girl home for a Peruvian spin-off"

by Mr Mcdonald March 10, 2017

Peruvian Pimp Slap

When you jerk off onto the back of your hand, and bitch slap the shit outta someone

Max: This bitch talking mad shit right now!

Brandon: Go to the bathroom and hit her with the peruvian pimp slap.

by Rivstermistro January 19, 2017

peruvian blowfish

When you put the good old Peruvian marching powder (cocaine) into someone’s butthole, get them to fart with your face close to it, and sniff it up.

Person 1: “What’d you get up to last night?”

Person 2: “did the Peruvian Blowfish, got real high, and got pinkeye.”

by TommyGunnSixx June 17, 2021

Peruvian Facelift

When you place your butt cheeks against another person's face cheeks and push them upwards

Carl: Dude I can't believe you gave that girl a Peruvian Facelift last night
Ben: Yeah I mean she was into it until I had to rip ass

by chode_deep September 1, 2013

Peruvian Teabag

When a word is not found on urban dictionary it is known as a Peruvian Teabag.

i tried to .ud a word on discord but it turned out to be a Peruvian teabag.

by Notahobbit July 15, 2017