The one person on Earth that can make 99% of what comes out of his mouth a "cool story bro" story. Also has the capabilities of a chem god, but is too bogged down with stories that are deemed "cool stories," that his potential is flustered and dormant.
Orange Whale Owner: "I love wikipedia because I love telling cool stories bro. I love telling cool stories because I love wikipedia. Greatest revelation of my life."
Friend: "Cool story bro"
Friend: "Cool story bro"
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That douchebag riding up and down the street on his loud ass Harley is such a faggot
That douchebag riding up and down the street on his loud ass Harley is such a faggot
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Get the Fuck The Owner Week mug.Hym "Huh? 'Contact the site owner?' Usually I just get 'Error 404'... You're not DYING or something, are you!? Make sure you let me know if you're dying or something, but, yeah no I'll get around to it. I'm, like, right in the middle of my campaign against God and the religious institutions and politics and the broader community and the news media and retards... And women who won't fuck me... everyone else... Aaaaaaaand... Animals? I mean, I hate animals but I don't really think the affects them... I don't know. This is like the Harvey Weinstein test so it could take another... 23 years? How long did he rape for? 30 years? So, yeah we're like 7 years in... We got a minute before we hit the deadline... So, yeah if something happens I'll do that but let me know if you're about to die or something and I'll give you... A handshake or something... You have all my other stuff. Yup. Alright. Back to it."
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