object-oriented programming

Object-oriented programming (OOP)is a computer programming model. Unlike procedural programming, object-oriented programming uses objects to organize code. This is done with objects, classes, methods and attributes.
This approach to programming is well-suited for programs that are large, complex and actively updated or maintained.

some examples of object-oriented programming languages are: Java, C#, C++

by QuinnBitz March 21, 2023

Inherited Object Property

An IOD is a property that was copied from its parent object during its objects creation.

Kyle: Why did another table just appear? It looks exactly the same as the one we have in our kitchen!
John: Ah. The table has been copied from this table and shares the same Inherited Object Property(ies).

by olek0 January 25, 2023

Object Localization

Object Localization is the concept of an object escaping hyperspace to become physicalized. This phenomenon occurs when an entity/object's death boolean is set to 1 or true. It can also occur if an entity/object brute-forces outside of hyperspace and converts into an electron on exit.

Alexandra: Right... So what the fuck just happened?
Bob: It's simple, the chair entered the null class of trans-hyperspacial leveling and experienced object localization.
Alexandra: That doesn't answer my question.

by olek0 January 25, 2023

Sub-object Override

A Sub-Object Override is a phenomenon where an object/sub-object has been overidden by either a null state, or a corrupted state. This usually occurs on death, or when an entity is derealized.

Bob: ...
Alexandra: Ah, good... I don't need to hear him babbling on about this... hyperoverride... object... quantum... thing!
John: Oh! You must be talking about Sub-Object Override!
Alexandra: Arghh!! Not you!!
John: Bob had his brain overidden into a null state, meaning he currently has no brain and is dead.

Alexandra: What...?
Kyle: And his face is indigo because Object Localization failed to occur, because he has no brain, meaning there is nothing to convert into an atom.
John: That's right!
Alexandra: I have a head-ache...

by olek0 January 25, 2023

Object

Lewis Davidson, otherwise known as ‘Davy’

*Davy Tells a shit joke as usual*

Slater replies “Hahah sherep davy you object”

by Davy is an object January 5, 2024

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

Objectively good to everyone else

And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.

Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023