Moose

Commonly known as a retarded animal with no common sense or brain. They often do quite stupid acts which warrant questions of why it was even put on this earth.

The Moose is a stupid dickhead.

by IHateMoose July 30, 2017

Moose

A tall hansome hot af guy from Canada

Kathryn: Fuck Moose is so hot omg
Lucy: Ummmmmm who is Moose??
Jasmin: I think she's talking about the new guy from Canada
Kathryn: Hell yeah I am

by Jasmina .R July 25, 2018

Moose

The fattest, dirtiest, drunkest, smelliest bastard at the local bar.

me: HEY MOOOOOSE!!! YOUR DRUNK!!!
Moose:MMMHHMMHH

by Big Smoke Dogg October 23, 2003

Moosed

While fucking your girl from behind place your thumbs on the back of her head and extend your fingers making moose antlers. Do this without her knowledge.

Last night I moosed my girl. She almost caught me.

by nolaughingmatter May 2, 2010

Moosing

To play with a girls bra straps

"no moosing tonight, we're going to the queen's wedding"

by Joe Taylor VII June 11, 2006

Moosed

Verb: To get badly sunburned. Past tense of 'moose'.

woah dude, my face just got totally moosed while surfin today...

by Jack the Rapper April 5, 2009

Moose

Pyscotic pimp. Has tolerence level to other people's number of eyelashes of 0. WILL mug you if given sufficient procation.

Hey look its Moose....oh shit she's seen us!.... RUN!!!!

by Barney the great polar bear October 9, 2006