Minecraft

a way to rage while getting changed

Your mum plays minecraft while geting changed you see her she says shit noggins you scream and put on your mums panties

by The word dano June 24, 2019

Minecraft

A game that protects people from losing their virginity.

Minecraft saved me from doing 69!

by xIntensity November 8, 2019

Minecraft

Minecraft. The Overly OP Game That Will Trick Your Friends To Stay away From Fortnite

Mom: Honey! I Bought Fortnite for you!
Dude: MOM GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM IM PLAYING MINECRAFT!

by Voodoo Snas November 13, 2019

Minecraft

One of the greatest video games of all time

YO. Wanna play Minecraft
Sure bro, i'll hop on the craft now.

by xXXpro_diamond_minerXXx November 14, 2019

Minecraft

A game conceived by god to be played on multiple devices. This game is a 1st 2nd and 3rd person game. You have the power to do whatever you please in this game.

“Yo 🅱️hil u wanna play some Minecraft w/ me.”

by T-series succ March 25, 2019

Minecraft

The most nostalgic game ever that brings back childhood memories.

Dear Minecraft,

Thank you for making us very excited -
*when we building a dirt house
*when we killed a mob
*when we got excited over finding a diamond ore

Thank you for making our childhoods the best ones we could ever had.

-A former Minecraft fan

by A Minecraft fan April 1, 2019

Minecraft

The best game ever!!!! Only problem is if you play than your an outcast but that’s ok because you have Minecraft.

You : I play Minecraft
Friend: what a looser
You: it’s ok cause I can play with my Minecraft girlfrind

by A_Cristmasfied_Walmart December 11, 2019