Mike

a cute guy who has the cutest chubbiest cheeks and squirrel teeth and the most nicest, cutest, and funniest guy you will ever meet. he’s an amazing person with a big heart.

Me: Hey Mike.
Mike: Lauren, why is there a definition of me when I look up my name on Urban Dictionary?
Me: i’m sorry.

by laurenlax437 October 16, 2019

Mike

Mike has no hair. In the midday sun his head could be mistaken for a quintessential sundial, don’t get too close. The shadows cast upon his dewy lit skull can be mesmerising, don’t be fooled he’s a thief of time, forever in search of a more youthful complexion.

What a beautiful sunny day .. but be wary of Mike’s beautifully eclipsed head

by Itwasntmebutitwas85 November 23, 2021

mikes

mikes is short of micrograms, used when talking about how much acid you taken or how good the acid is.

1)Duude i was soo messed up last night i most of takin 200 mikes of acid.

2)
guy 1: hey man you want some acid?
guy 2: ya dude,is the shit any good?
guy 1: ya man its owsley shit, its 300 mics a hit

by bongzilla420 January 5, 2009

Mike

Usually people with the name Mike are smokers, and have an unusually large supply of cigarettes on them at any one given point.

Friend 1: "Hey, I'm dying for a cigarette, I haven't had one in hours!"
Friend 2: " Well let's just go to the corner, I'm sure mike will give you one of his, he's got millions!"

by thekid121314 March 24, 2011

[mike]

a very hott man; great guy; lovable; sometimes dorky; adorable; sweet; the guy every girl wants but is usually taken.

1st girl:"I wish mike would go with me to the dance.."
2nd girl:"he's already going with Felicia."
1st girl:"AGAIN!?!?!? erggggg:("

by fillygirlie14 March 29, 2009

Mike

Ignorant.

You were totally Mike when you didn't come put exterior outlets on my house.

by id want to be me December 6, 2016

Mike

Stupid animal also known as fat rat or bald eagle

Mike you fat rat, Mike stop doing that you stupid animal

by Jesus you lord and savior December 16, 2018