Krunking

To have a wank while having a cry.

"He's so lonely, he's krunking himself to sleep."

by KelC210 March 8, 2019

Krunk

Quite an unusual being as some say but can be said in the form of saying you’re going to do something just to forget about doing it in the end

Guy 1: Why didn’t you help me yesterday?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I’ll help you in an hour.

Guy 1: Dude you’ve been saying that for 2 days now. Quit being a Krunk

by KrunkYT October 15, 2019

get krunk

to get down to a song

A: you should listen to TiO by Zayn, I feel like you could totally get krunk to it!

by PIIIZZZZAAAA February 5, 2018

Krunk

To cum and poo at the same time Leaving a mess almost the same colours of a melted kinda egg.

Antoine: yo I just did a krunk everywhere
Benjy: let me lick it

Antoine: course there more coming

by Blaze123 April 12, 2020

krunked

Expression in krunker.io for destroyed

Man, you got krunked badly!

by boinextdoor69 June 10, 2020

The Real Kaptain Krunk

A faggot that thinks he knows everything.

Even with my masters degree in medical biotechnology I don't know half as much about drugs as "The Real Kaptain Krunk"

by felix844 July 2, 2012

Krunking

1. Inserting the penis partially into a vagina, and jacking off. Derived from the Swedish verbs for "jacking off" and "having sexual intercourse", with the expression combining "Runka" and "Knulla", resulting in "Krunka". Adjusted to the english language, gives "Krunking".

2. Playing the online PvP game Krunker.io

Bro i Krunked so hard last night!

Krunking is so awesome man.

by Maxtheswedeguy January 13, 2024