Invisible lead soup

Falls from Power lines due to heavy electricity

"Invisible Lead Soup can bounce destructivley, flattening villages"

by chrissyal January 16, 2006

Playing the Invisible banjo

Female masturbation, from the action of the hand as if strumming a banjo

Barbara's boyfriend couldn't make it that night, and with her being horny, she had to resort to playing the invisible banjo.

by darfieldboy June 8, 2011

Masturbating with the Invisible Hand

When a person becomes sexually excited while discussing economics, especially Adam Smith's traditional economic theory of the invisible hand.

When Cody passionately rambled on about economics, his friends told him to quit masturbating with the invisible hand and learn how to play sports.

by goldman or bust May 8, 2010

invisible sky daddy

The man in the sky that supposedly created everything. Has a zombie son born of a virgin.
Used by people to mock those who let their religion dictate their lives, and who try using said religion as an excuse to be utter dicks to everyone else.

Tell someone there's an invisible sky daddy, they'll believe you. Tell someone the paint is wet, and they'll touch it because they don't believe you.

by Intelligence001 August 28, 2019

Invisible Four Eyes

Any person who wears contacts, has invisibe four eyes.

Look at troys invisible four eyes!

by Troytheboytoy July 22, 2009

invisible bloody hands

the action of taking your best friend, and then hiring two people to kill them. The purpose of this action is so that you can personally obtain your private ambitions without feeling the guilt of actually murdering your closest friend and his friends and/or family.

I felt as if i had invisible bloody hands when murdering my best friend indirectly.

by kjaxdasdsdasda May 6, 2009

Invisible Pet Llama

The Invisible Pet Llama is a creature native to San Mateo, CA. The Invisible Pet Llama has been known to migrate to Arizona for long periods of time before returning to its natural habitat. The Invisible Pet Llama can be identified by its frolicking in meadows and persisitant dancing. The diet of Invisible Pet Llama's consists largely of Monster energy drink and magic.

The Invisible Pet Llama frolicked in Edwonya Meadow

by Max Asencio October 2, 2007