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Cum Hum

When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.
"How'd last night go Ray?"

"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"

"Classic Ray"
by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019
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hum jacker

n. Someone who hi-jacks your hum half way through
First individual: hum hum hu-
Second individual: hum hum hum
First individual: You are such a hum jacker!
by Trent Naidu June 13, 2017
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the hum of reptiles

What comes out of politician's mouths
I leave the TV on mute 'cos I can't stand the hum of reptiles.
by afsmist December 4, 2017
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Ho Hum Mother Fucker

Typically a co-worker with no innovation while carrying out their tasks. Someone happy with the status quo with no thoughts about how to improve.
"How was Greg's presentation?"
"How do you think? That ho hum mother fucker hasn't changed it in years!"
by Justanobody714 January 18, 2017
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Hum

Something that “hums” is simply something that sucks or that is bad. “Hums” can be used to describe any noun.
Dude that HUMS.
by Srew Digel May 27, 2020
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Hum Bumbler

A hum bumbler is the person at the party who is too drunk to sing the song, so they just hum it. Also they take it in the ass, wherein, bumbler becomes involved. SEE muff diver
Look'it that dumbass hum bumbler over there in the corner hummin' to himself. He must take it in the ass.
by loggy249 October 11, 2011
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humming budy

a friend you want to make hum by shoving a phalic object in there mouth
me and same are humming budys

cause i got him humming this d
by funonenuf January 26, 2023
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