Mall Headache (MH)

A sort of headache/migraine acquired once you step foot inside a mall - symptoms include at least one blind spot, heavy eyes, loss of concentration, non-verbal/speech impediment and the sensation of your head being split open.

Bro I've just been to the mall and I've now got a massive Mall Headache (MH) going.

by Sardman77 June 17, 2025

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Salt retention headache

Salt retention headache - headache cause bu eating a lot

Of salty foods .... try drinking some water & peeing

To relive it .

Salt retention headache can happen if you eat too much salt

by Blu_leef July 6, 2025

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Headacheable

Something or someone that is worthy of causing a "headache," which can refer both to a physical pain in the head and to something that causes great difficulty and worry

"Did you see what she did today? Ugh, it's so annoying. She is so headacheable"

"She is so headacheable, she kept burping into the mic"

by Hampter Pumpkin September 15, 2025

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My headache hurts

A redundant sentence. The fact that you have a headache already means it hurts, dumbass.

Angelina: My headache hurts!
Leslie: No shit Sherlock.

by I hate onions (raw+green) June 14, 2024

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Headacher

The person who causes a headache to another person.

He talks a lot he’s such a headacher

by Nezoo July 30, 2024

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Burned myself a headache

Someone did something that left him with a big feeling of pain inside their head. Usually self-inflicted and self-aware. Maybe this person did something inappropriate and has to sort things out.

"Bro, after you and Jenny talked she left the party early. What happened?"
"Yeah I know. My bad, I burned myself a headache"

by Yeahprobablyat8pmorso November 22, 2021

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