Glitch Missile

A poorly coded software exploit that is more likely to crash a system instead of giving you access to it.

"Hey, did you see the POC for CVE-9001-99999?"
"Which one?"
"The Metasploit POC....not the glitch missile on Github."

by throwaway_mcgee August 3, 2021

Swerve glitch

An oversight in madden that when executed correctly is extremely overpowered. This involves the user taking control of the WR while the ball is in mid air cutting inside and immediately cutting back outside. When executed perfectly the DB Will follow the WR inside making,the DB useless because it’s nearly impossible to react and have time to combat the swerve.

Dan:Ricky this guy just swerve glitched me

Ricky: bruh what a bitch move

by Daddy daley December 2, 2018

Glitch

A copycat hacking simulator which stole its ideas from various game, including vHack, Hackers and EliteHax! The game stole all its players from vHack, and didnt get enough player until the Dev (Felix) released a negative review on vHack's page on play store. The chat is toxic AF (you're free to cuss) and no rules.
#LetsNotBlameKev #BlameFelix
#vHack #Glitch

Glitch stole its ideas from other games!

by {EE} April 19, 2018

Glitch

A technical term used as an excuse for someone not doing their job. Translated, it means ‘I fucked up, but I don’t ever admit to making a mistake’

Sorry everyone, you didn’t get paid because there’s a glitch in the system

by Lmb17 September 21, 2018

Must have been a computer-glitch

A modern-day "get-out-of-dutch" statement dat is da standard --- and generally untruthful --- response when someone indignantly inquires why he was overcharged/invalidly billed, needlessly disturbed, wrongfully detained, etc., when he had specifically taken careful steps to ensure dat he would not have any problems in said area of his life.

If someone in authority tells you, "Sorry -- must have been a computer-glitch" or, "I dunno --- must have been an accounting error" in response to your resentfully asking him why you were incorrectly bothered, you should strongly suspect dat this response is merely a standard "canned answer" dat he gives to every protesting citizen whom he and/or da organization dat he represents investigates/contacts in error; in reality, off course, it's probably intentionally being done in da hopes dat they can gain unearned/undeserved monetary benefits, give themselves a fatter workload so dat they look busier than they actually are, drum up more business, etc.

by QuacksO March 2, 2023

Glitch techs

An awesome show with an awesome theme song.

Glitch tech lover guy: “Who knows what realy happens when a game starts to glitch?” Glitch tech lover guy 2: “🎵here come the glitch techs, they know what to do!”
Watch the entire thing on youtube truat me it’s awesome.

by I need help 2023 January 19, 2023

infinite corn glitch

you eat corn and since it doesn’t digest all the way when you shit there is gonna be corn in it so you pick it out and eat it again and then poop it out and eat it again

i’m so hungry i have to resort to the infinite corn glitch

by Mayo munch December 26, 2023