Garfield

He is all powerful.

You are not safe from his fat ass wrath.

To please him, make sure to bury lasagna under your shed/garage every month or so.

This keeps him from raining blood across our world, luckily, some dude is already doing it.

He will come if there is no lasagna, and he will NOT be happy.

Man 1: Oh shit...

Man 2: what?

Man 1: I forgot to sacrifice lasagna to garfield this month...

Man 2: YOU STUPID FUCKING MORON!! YOU'VE DOOMED US ALL!!

by The Peter tower January 7, 2024

National Garfield Day

June 19
Garfield

A: I feel like there is something special about today...

B: Its National Garfield Day

A: What a silly cat.

by luvtrashmouth January 15, 2024

Garfield Monday

The surprise act of preforming oral sex on a hanging/asphyxiating man to completion while his voids his bowels.

John just wanted to end his suffering, but never expected his last day alive would be a Garfield Monday.

by Booby Tuesday December 2, 2022

andrew garfield

THE SEXIEST MAN ON PLANET EARF

DUDE ANDREW GARFIELD IS HOT ASH IN TASM 💥💥

by seriza July 29, 2023

Garfield

1. James Garfield, 20th president of USA
2. The protagonist of a comic strip of the same name who is a lazy, cynical cat who loves lasagna
3. The comic strip Garfield (the cat) appears in.
4. Andrew Garfield, an actor
5. A surname

1. James Garfield was the 20th president of USA
2. Garfield smacked a spider with a newspaper
3. I love Garfield
4. Garfield is a Spiderman actor
5. My surname is Garfield

by the random. November 26, 2021

Garfield

A lazy man or boy. Someone who is cowardly. A male pussy. A pushover.

Tim has been acting like such a Garfield lately he just lets everybody walk all over him.

by Plato Duque April 23, 2022

Garfield bf/gf

A partner who is slightly grumpy, loves food especially pasta and enjoys napping.

“So all you did was eat and sleep all day? Wow you are such a Garfield bf/gf “

by MmmLasagna November 7, 2022