Elephant Toothpaste

The result of a chemical reaction usually contained in a tube. The mix will eject a very hot substance used purely as an attempt to try and impress 6th graders at a school gathering or as a high school science lab.

Teacher: “Listen up you ungrateful monstrosities, you are making elephant toothpaste.”

Class: “Fuck you!”

Teacher: “Shut your traps you disgruntled bastards. You’re lucky it’s not still the 1990’s or I would whoop your asses”

by Juul Sniper June 19, 2019

Elephant Bomb

When you cum and poop at the same time.

So we were having sex and he elephant bombed!

by surf December 11, 2012

Elephant Mario

Contender for the worst thing in the world; only slightly better than Elephant Peach.

Dude 1: bet you don't know what's the worst power up.
Dude 2: Elephant Mario.

by TacoFromTheSky June 30, 2023

war elephant

a derogatory term for overweight gothic girls.

did you see that war elephant going into hot topic?

by darkmugan June 1, 2005

Elephant Sex

when two individuals have loud sex in the "doggy style" position

By the look of Paris Hilton's face, you can obviously tell she's been having rigorous elephant sex.

by Stereotypical Asian LOL August 6, 2010

elephant turd

A pre-formed hemispherical concrete unit, 8-10" in diameter, commonly placed on the edge of lawns in order to discourage people from driving on the grass; also a useful projectile for automotive and domestic smash-and-grab break-ins. Common in Florida.

Some dickwipe broke into my BMW with an elephant turd.

by TheLivingGoober August 17, 2008

pink elephants

what you see when you are incredibaly drunk off your ass

my dad came in the house and humped the air, claiming it was a pink elephant

by ShadowsOfBlood February 8, 2004