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shlong diddly

A penis that is so long it shows out of your shorts and it is skinny
Jessica; “ Oh my god did you see Bobs shlong diddly? “
Becky : “ No what does it look like”
by M4DL4DS February 8, 2021
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diddly-squat

The word diddly-squat is a direct linguistic cousin to doodly-squat. The term is used with a negative context to denote something that is minimal and inconsequential.
That doesn’t mean diddly-squat. And, that’s that.
by Andrew Cinerari August 6, 2024
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Boo Diddly Squat

"Boo Diddly Squat" is my second Sheryl Crow's "Soak Up The Sun" joke. "Boo Diddly," is a Super Mario Bros. series, ghost enemy. "Soak Up The Sun," mentions her job, "doesn't pay diddly squat," meaning it doesn't pay her enough. In this case, Sheryl Crow, in the Mario's Mushroom Kingdom, is angry, that Boo Diddly's doesn't get paid, for working for Koopa Bowser! A joke!
Sheryl Crow, is angry, that a Koopa Bowser minion, a ghost, is paid "Boo Diddly Squat" despite being, a great employee, of this boss! A joke!
by I'mcrazy August 8, 2024
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Jack diddly shit

He was doing Jack diddly shit
by AlchemicBlue April 28, 2025
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son of a diddly

son of a diddly a non offensive alternative to the vulgar and offensive son of a bitch when using vulgar language is not appropriate
my neighbor turned his dogs loose in my yard to do his business i told him not too that son of a diddly did it anyway and laughed in my face what a son of a diddly

i left my shoes out in the rain son of a diddly
by bluebear April 2, 2024
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son of a diddly

a non vulgar non offensive alterative to son of a bitch when using son of a bitch is inappropriate
i burned breakfast and smoked up the house son of a diddly

i left my shoes on the bus son of a diddly
by bluebear May 11, 2024
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Scum Diddly

Any branch of the Scrum Diddly franchise that is situated outside of Dun Laoghaire
Claudia: Man I could really go for a Scrum Diddly's right now, there's one in my local Penny's
Jamie: Don't do it dude! that's just a Scum Diddly's their Scrummy Tups are gross
by Mando Wando June 14, 2022
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