dick

Someone who fucks you over in Mario Kart by throwing everything they have backwards at the last possible second before the race is over just because they can

WHO THROWS A RED SHELL BACKWARDS YOU FUCKING DICK! OK, I was first for most of that race and ended up in last.

by DiamondGriefingMC May 26, 2019

dick

yum. Spread your legs for the large meaty sausage

Martha, you must dick

by urmomwantme123 February 1, 2020

dick

a long stick that sits on a male and makes them feel insure if they are long enough or two long or makes girls feel precious

i have a fucking fat dick

by person who writes definoitonss December 23, 2020

dick

Why are you searching for dicks on the urban dictionary? You horny fuck.

Seriously, get a life, dicks don't matter.

by BabehFootRat August 8, 2021

dick

A magical wand that has the power to create life

My dick has magical powers

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

dick

look in the mirror
you're a dick

insert your name here is a dick

by ireawq January 5, 2019

dick

all fortnite gammers

oh shit you're a fortnite gammer
you must be a dick

by lonely-blond-boy February 10, 2019