day delay

Where you're not sore the day after working out, but two days later.

Lifting takes 2 days to feel the soreness

Man, my legs are sore as hell. I got hit by that day delay today.

Day delay is always the worst pain.

by King_of_Okay May 11, 2016

Pineapple Delay

When you're having sexual intercourse with a girl from behind, you stop and as soon as she ask's why you stopped you hit her over the head with a pineapple.

Dude I pulled the Pineapple delay against Michelle last night.

by killerbee4747 August 9, 2016

disabled delay

when the government doesn’t allow emergent things to generally happen in front of disabled people

The disabled delay kept them from suffering more illnesses which would cost the government more funds.

by Coop Dupe December 15, 2019

Delay

Delay is Delay

Hello its@ me Delay :)

by DelayRl March 22, 2020

delayed texting

is something that happens 9 out of 10 times when the "faded" state of mind transition occurs.

Sorry about the delayed texting, I am a little faded right now.

by Branden J. Fox. March 11, 2012

Relationship delay

The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.

Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?

by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012

Arthur Delay

The time between someone saying something idiotic and when someone criticizes you for it.

Arthur:So you get athletes foot from watching basketball right?

3 minutes later...

Jessy:Did you really just think you got athletes foot from watching basketball?

That was some bad arthur delay.

by Sir Arthur The Stupid March 28, 2011