Cocoa Mountain

Facedown ass up explosion of diarrhea

That girl was buck naked on the floor and had a Cocoa Mountain.

by Axemore April 18, 2020

Cocoa Pile

Trinidadian slang referring to descendants of Spanish (and in some cases European), African, and often Native American (Carib) people. They are most easily distinguishable by hair (often straighter than average African hair but still negro in nature) and complexion which ranges from fair, rosy red to deep 'copper colour' bronze.

Yuh see dem cocoa pile dem, dey doh get sick nah; healthy and strong from start to finish.

by c_reis007 September 21, 2020

cocoa channel

The arsehole of a posh bird, an apt wordplay on the sophisticated designer Coco Chanel, of haute couture fame

I finally got Daphne to come back to my place the other night, once I got inside her fur coat and mink knickers it wasnt long before I was knacker-deep in her cocoa channel.

by cheffykins January 2, 2012

Cocoa-Cola

Hot chocolate spiked wif "Da Real Deal".

Both of America's most-popular "muddy brown" beverages --- da steaming wintertime drink and da "classic crimson bottle" soda --- have a heavy dose of stimulants in them even when imbibed separately, but if you combine them and then guzzle da resulting "mixed drink", you'll get such a massive jolt from said "Cocoa-Cola" dat it may send you straight into orbit!

by QuacksO June 6, 2023

Cocoa

A person who is conservative and libertarian. They often watch content creators such as Alex Jones and believe in a lot of things that most people would consider conspiracy theories. Also known as cocoa conspirators.

'My cocoa grandma told me she thought the earth was flat'
'My Mum's friend is cocoa, she's always watching Alex Jones'

by ellema23 January 27, 2023

cocoa hate page

This is my dog and she’s so fucking FAT literally yesterday one of my other dogs walked by her food and she attacked him LITERALLY WHATTTTTT she needs to chill the fuck out bro

“i made a cocoa hate page cause she’s FAT and needs to go on a die”

by cocoaisafatass December 22, 2023

Cocoa Puffing

Slang term for pouring milk into a public toilet right before a shit where one doesn't flush, so that the next bathroom occupant can feast their eyes on a frothy bowl of America's favorite breakfast cereal.

God damnnnnn Clarence, you had a real streak there, Cocoa Puffing the shit out of your entire high school!

by C.Puff December 6, 2022