The Small Potato Clause

In the case of Women v. Humor, the Small Potato Clause uses the trend is evidence in the argument that women are not funny.

Defendant: Your honor, women are funny.
Prosecutor: Objection! According to the Small Potato Clause, the courts have found women incapable of being funny.
Judge: O shit, he rite. Sit ur ass down.

by SkwidBoyTV June 30, 2021

Santa Clause Eyes

When you smoke too much shibby and your eyes are squinted like a smiling Santa Clause.

Bro, you so lit, you got Santa Clause eyes.

by Dano Luvoe June 30, 2021

Slayage Clause

This is defined by a moment in which a person has exuded so much slay in the action, that they must've been legally obligated to do it.

"Theresa definitely enacted the slayage clause when she told Allison that having a baby shower at the school wasn't cost-effective, but just trashy."

by ethanmarielynn November 5, 2022

Slanta Clause

Asian Santa Clause

Herro, why you no say Slanta Clause comin tonite

by EazyE47 November 13, 2022

Wu-Tang Clause

When you're asked to do something that is either way too difficult or is a BAD idea.

This is the way to back out of it, because it ain't nothing to f with.

Mikey wanted Jason and himself to try skydiving the next day without proper training. Jason knew better so he said "Dude... Wu-Tang Clause "... Mikey thought about it and said.. "Yeah, definitely a bad idea".

by DJ Dammit Man February 12, 2022

Embedded Clause

A clause which has been embedded into a sentence. Is a 5 star rated sentence technique and highly recommended by all nerds. Whilst hard to master the art, an embedded clause offers great potential and success for those who use it.

Tom decided to include an embedded clause in his english exam, which failed miserably, and he continued to cry in his sleep

by Xavvvvvvvvvy squadddd November 12, 2020

the winglis clause

A new version of ‘Godwin’s Law’ (the longer an internet argument/debate/discussion goes on the likelihood of a reference to Hitler increases) which we’ll call ‘The Winglis Clause’ that states that as soon as Trump is brought into an internet argument/debate/discussion the topic will immediately descend into a lengthy and verbally spiteful ‘left vs right’ debate leaving the original topic trampled underfoot like an unfit tourist in Pamplona trying their hand at ‘the running of the bulls’. It’s basically a more ‘en flique’ version of ‘Godwin’s Law’ with a few extras on it. In the spirit of Hollywood I have taken an existing, perfectly brilliant concept and repackaged it with some metaphorical CGI.

As soon as someone pulled the winglis clause out during a very interesting thread about the Ohio State Fair I knew it was time to log off before the Trumpeters showed up to argue how great the tiny handed Emperor is.

by Grill Bill December 6, 2020