Bronze Syndrome

The phenomenon when you play ranked and you lose for the overwhelming gap in other role, so you pick that role in the next game and still lose for huge gap in another role.

submitted by tkk_ey

hardstuck midlaner: gg unlucky jng diff.
*on the next game*
hardstuck jungler: gg unlucky top top gap.
hardstuck's friend: dude just stop. you're having bronze syndrome.

by Takagi February 15, 2021

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Bronze Buddhism

Any philosophical state experienced by a fake spiritual person (a bronze Buddhist), somebody who is a religious dilettante. Dabbles in things like zodiacs, crystals, etc but is not interested in the deeper aspects of human existence. A poser.

Named after the bronze statuettes of Buddha that you find in upper class homes of stay-at-home moms and sub-urban yoga instructors.

John: yeh, this girl switches religions like she switches heroes in overwatch.

James: classic bronze Buddhism, just a load of yin and yang pictures but doesn't even know what they mean.

by Zyllnus July 26, 2025

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bronze bagel

Someone with blond hair and an annoying complexion. Usually the product of an inbred family from Florida, Alabama, or the likes.

“Yo, that band kid with the blond hair and the microcephaly is such a bronze bagel.”

by Big Guy LC June 6, 2023

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Illini Bronze Tablet

One must travel to the Japan garden in the Arboretum at UIUC with a sturdy fishing pole. Using some local worms, they must fish out one of the koi fish from the pond. Then, in one swift motion, they must both pry open the koi's mouth and shit inside of it. The fish must then be vigorously shaken like a 2 liter bottle of diet coke and chucked back into the pond.

Jimmy: "Hey, what did you do last night after leaving Legends?"
Jacob: "I drove my Honda fit to the Arboretum and hit a quick Illini Bronze Tablet."
Jimmy: "That's totaly radical dude!"

by IlliniKoi April 12, 2025

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