bottle flu

When you are so hungover or drunk from the night before that you have to call in sick for work

John must be out with the bottle flu today

by Jake Snaker January 11, 2017

bottle zombie

Drunk, stoned or wasted individuals (mostly college students) looking for a late night food fix. They usually can be found hanging out at late night eateries that cater to the younger crowd, serving up a variety of junk food. Cookies, pizza, pretzels, hot dogs and nachos are the norm.

After a night on the town, the bottle zombies found their way to the all nite grill to chow down on some pizza with cookies and milk

by chilebeast March 13, 2012

Ketchup Bottle

Usually when a girl is on her Period to make it funnier they’ll refer to a Ketchup Bottle.

Female 1: I’m a ketchup bottle😭
Male 1: I’ll help you feel better💙

by Mosthated.ice March 22, 2020

booty bottle

A soda or water bottle filled with water used for cleaning ones ass after taking a shit, they are sometimes left in the bathroom, similar to a bidets purpose. Generally used by arabs because they are not fond of toilet paper to say the least.

Mike: Hey Jeff, grab that bottle on the toilet.
Jeff: No way, that was a booty bottle!

by Cornholio6379 September 28, 2009

Tappin' the Bottle

Whe you want to start off a new bottle of liquor right. Prior to opening every one who will be partaking in the 1st shot taps the "bottom" of of the bottle. Its almost like a luck thing or blessing the bottle.

The bartender opened a new bottle so everyone at the bar tappin' the bottle also took a shot.

by Momma luvs Cat December 24, 2016

snapple bottle

When full it contains "the best stuff on earth" but empty, it becomes the perfect mobile urinal when stuck in your car.

"Dude, pull over. I gotta piss". "No time man. Grab the snapple bottle".

by Skippy Bravo June 29, 2008

Constipated Bottle

When a bottle of lotion, toothpaste, or other product that comes in a bottle, wont come out and you have to squeeze it with your hands really hard for it to come out. Usually when its down to the last drop. You have to just keep pushing and squeezing but it will come out eventually.

Guy 1: I cant get the ketchup out of this stupid bottle
Guy 2: dude give it to me *takes bottle*
Guy 1: i don't know if you can its constipated
Guy 2: *grunt* your right its a constipated bottle

by ThatsHot95 May 13, 2010