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Bloke

Any ginger named Steve is considered a bloke
Person one: hey look at that ginger over there

Person two: oh yea that’s Steve

Person one: oh he’s such a bloke
by anonymous November 18, 2021
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National Bloke Day

Celebrated on May 15, Sit with your blokes at the dinner table, near Birmingham, London.
Today is National Bloke Day ye? Quite amusing my jolly friend. Lets enjoy the evenin', in the National Bloke Day.
by nationalblokeday March 18, 2022
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Mess of a bloke

Derogatory term for a man who does something to the annoyance of his friends.
Ben: we going online tonight?
Stuart: no Darryl is playing football for the 5th time this week
Steve: mess of a bloke
by BShields90 March 27, 2022
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Bloke floater

When you go to a party at a well-known TV personalities house and decide to go for a swim but forget you had been fisted and then you die only to be found a couple of hours later floating face down in a swimming pool
All I said was " Awight ... top, middle ... OR BOTTOM! ' then next minute I've got a bloke floater in my swimming pool!!: raging

Any gear left??
by Le on January 26, 2022
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hollys blokes

A girl who is easy and has loads of men and dramas it like an episode of Hollyoaks , she just loves cock and is extremely wild . Hence Hollys blokes
That girl has had so much dick and drama it’s like watching Hollys blokes
by AnyholeHolly September 19, 2021
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bloke

Yeah I couldn't sleep last night so I went to see this bloke
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
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a real bloke

"I couldn't sleep last night, too horny"
"So what did you do?"
"I hit up this *real bloke*"
"What's a real bloke?"

"someone who sucks dick in an Arby's parking lot at 3am"
by SpiritualMadMan September 29, 2021
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