book blind

When someone jizzes in your eyes then you try to read a book.

My boyfriend and me tried book blind last night it was hard

by Taz_Devion August 24, 2017

Blind Jawbreaker

A girl is giving a guy head. Right before he is ready to cum, he pulls out, knees her under the chin, then busts all over her face.

Last night when Sandi returned home to a horny and pissed off Mike after a night out with the girls, he thought she ought to experience a Blind Jawbreaker.

by MFinShorty February 26, 2005

Blind FDR

A sex position where the female lays face down on the bed, and the male is on top, in the same position.

Man, me and my girlfriend did the blind FDR last night and it was amazing!

by lefevre February 14, 2007

blind guardian

amazingly good power metal band. sound like a mix between medieval music and iron maiden. are influenced by the J.R.R. Tolkien.

the soulforged is god.

by psychoman364 November 1, 2003

refrigerator blindness

Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.

"Honey, where's the orange juice?"
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."

by ckarlo January 10, 2009

Horny Blindness

Horny blindness is when you are so horny you are willing to fuck the first thing you see. You will often regret your actions taken during horny blindness after climax.

Dang, I fucked Michele because I had horny blindness, even though she's an ugly hoe.

by selfproclaimedpussyslayer February 27, 2020

Blinded Cyclops

When a woman is giving a man head and right before he nuts, she aims his dick back at him and shoots him in the eye.

I got Jeff back for cheating on me. I gave him a blinded cyclops when I was going down on him and kicked him in the balls.

by Lord Longshadow December 25, 2018