Jonathan

he is sitting right next to me

Me: hello jonathan
Janathan: yo

by thomasle May 23, 2022

Jonathan

Small aggressive boy, generally known as a rat person.
Comes from a jewish family O_O

Why are you so dumb, are you Jonathan?

by djrat May 25, 2022

Jonathan

A man with a flat ass and a ridiculous amount of sass

My husband is such a Jonathan

by iknowyoubutdoyouknowme? February 7, 2022

Jonathan

Jonathan is an average tall looking guy. He is usually pretty decent but he can be very very rude and make you feel very bad. He will most likely make you want to slit your throat in the end. A Jonathan is two faced, one is an angel and the other a manipulator.

Person A: *gaslights*

Person B: Jesus christ you're such a Jonathan! You always do this.

by anonymous February 15, 2022

Jonathan

The most finest, hottest nigga alive. He’s gonna be rich with two kids with a girl named Jazmine ❤️🌝

Who’s Jonathan

“This fine ass nigga”
Ouiii I want him 😋

by Daddyjaz June 22, 2021

Jonathan

A fucking lazy diptard who doesn't come to school for multiple days in a row, and no one gives a shit. But is still surprisingly really good at school work.

Oh shit Jonathan's not here again, what a surprise. I bet her jerking off to gay porn again!

by Longsholngbongtongnigga69 December 5, 2019

Jonathan

A complete dumbass that is looking at his friends phone right now. He smells like shit and is atleast 5 foot and is a complete retard. He always tells fake stories to his friends and says it actually happens.

Jonathan is a faggot.

by Jaba The Fuck January 27, 2020