sagorney weaver

After cumming in a woman’s mouth, you scream in her face, “Give me back my babies!”.

After getting a “sagorney weaver”, her jaw dropped in shock.

by anonymous September 6, 2022

Flag

Get the sagorney weaver mug.

Cara Weaver

A person who is annoyingly smart that overly explains stuff in paragraphs instead of shorten their responses. This person is most likely a teacher pet or a very talkative person.

Justin did a Cara weaver in English class, it's really annoying sometimes. He doesn't have to talk in paragraphs to give his point.

by JoeyTalyor0108 November 1, 2022

Flag

Get the Cara Weaver mug.

Cadence weaver

Short.

Your cadence weaver

by Audrey McDonnell January 3, 2022

Flag

Get the Cadence weaver mug.

Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny

You and me are in love

Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny Nothing to do but beat jordan in basketball but no Lebron stuff we gonna make it and we will find our shoes the btrues

by Blazeweaverisbugsbunnylolastar October 24, 2022

Flag

Get the Blaze weaver bugs bunny sees Lola bunny mug.

the ol’ weaver

To not show up to anything, or show up and leave after 32 minutes.

Ex:
A: Yo dude are u going to the bar later?
B: Na man i think im going to pull the ol’ weaver!

by Official Flav December 4, 2024

Flag

Get the the ol’ weaver mug.

A Sam Weaver (also known as a Sweaver (female)), is a very average guy. His penis is averaged sized, height, hair, emotional stability, fighting skills. is body parts resemble penis' to the naked eye and his mum is always angry. He doesn't leave his house much. Sits down playing Call of Duty 6 and not showering.

Jay: Should we get Sam Weaver to come out?
Dru: Yeah good idea!

Sam Weaver: can't, Mum's Angry.

by JayYung December 9, 2024

Flag