"hey Jen did you go a little toothpaste crazy in there?"
"No, why?
"There's a terrible mixture of blood, urine, cum, and toothpaste all over the walls and floor."
"No, why?
"There's a terrible mixture of blood, urine, cum, and toothpaste all over the walls and floor."
by Boris Johnson 9 October 29, 2023
Get the Toothpaste Crazy mug.When one consumes so much menthol (via squirting tubes of toothpaste straight down their throat) that they go insane and usually cause a mess of dental care products.
"hey Jen did you go toothpaste crazy in the bathroom? The walls are covered in toothpaste and feces."
"Yeah sorry"
"Yeah sorry"
by Boris Johnson 9 October 30, 2023
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“Why is this towel all crusty?”
“Sorry man, my girlfriend is out of town so I’ve just been slinging toothpaste all week”
“Sorry man, my girlfriend is out of town so I’ve just been slinging toothpaste all week”
by Michael Handy October 1, 2022
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by LTW64writes October 1, 2022
Get the Oh no, you got the toothpaste mug.Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy
That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.
Which one?
When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.
Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
That was an enjoyable evening we had there Prime Minister.
Which one?
When you you exhausted yourself Putting the Toothpaste Back in to the Tooth Fairy.
Oh yes, quite right Sometimes I don't know where it all goes.
by weavehole December 29, 2020
Get the Putting the Toothpaste Back in the Tooth Fairy mug.Having imminent diarrhea that is held in by previously formed solid feces within the bowel tract. Upon pushing out the solid mass, diarrhea follows with ease.
After trying all the laxities on the market I tried some liquid magnesium and was very shortly cleaning the toothpaste cap.
by All Bets Hedged February 10, 2021
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