Thump

A finger without a nail.

Nice thumps man!

by Thumpguy January 22, 2018

Ear thumping

The act of having sex with ones gages, making a noise that sounds like thumping.

I just got new gages today and my boyfriend is so excited to finally try ear thumping

by Babyseatbananas February 13, 2018

Sore Thump

A very mis-shaped cock. Usually used to describe a (probably unwanted) dick pic.

woman1: Dude than random guy sent me a dick pic what a pervert. It was a sore thump too!

Woman2: Damn that sucks.

by Riedisawesome January 13, 2017

vent thumping

The act of having sexual intercourse in a ventilation duct.

I went vent thumping with my girl last night at the theater

by swagydefiner February 1, 2017

Dairy Thump

When you repeatedly smack the top of a pregnant breast, with permission, of course

The new mom didn’t mind me busting the dairy thump on her last night.

by Midwest Thumper January 9, 2021

Card Thumping

Verb - an excessive fee applied to your bank or credit card for using them.

Example i was at kwik fill and bought ten dollars in gas, i was then subjected to really abusive Card Thumping to the tune of 75.00 (card usage fee) + 10.00 in gas and another two charged of 32.00 each from the bank for being overcharged two over draft fees, thus letting me and my family go hungry for the next two weeks until the 75.00 gets placed back into my account which can take upwards of 5-7 days.

by allley June 22, 2012

Toad Thumping

Having sex with a heavy set, or very round woman. Or searching for a heavy set, or very round woman.

We’re going Toad Thumping at Applebees tonight boys.

by Dues Vult April 15, 2023