Cock jacker

One (male) who in conversation with a fellow, workmate etc is inclined to grab the other guy's crotch suddenly and without warning. The object is ostensibly to put the victim ill at ease and in a state of embarrassment. However, one wonders if it's simply an excuse to grab other mens' genitals.

Tony: I hate talking to Mike. I'm in the middle of a sentence and he just grabs my dick every time
Stan: yup, he's a cock jacker to be sure

by Iggle Piggle's alcoholic broth June 3, 2020

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jackers cramp

When an individual gets a cramp in one arm from excessive masturbation.

Tom: dad my arm really hurts.
Tom's dad: hmm must be jackers cramp
Tom: www shut up dad! You're embarrassing me I don't do that!
Jacking off masturbation

by Pirotek March 19, 2017

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hum jacker

n. Someone who hi-jacks your hum half way through

First individual: hum hum hu-
Second individual: hum hum hum
First individual: You are such a hum jacker!

by Trent Naidu June 13, 2017

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waffle jacker

A girl so pretty you don't mind if she steals food off your plate.

Dang man check out that girl, she's a real waffle jacker!

by thebroncosrule April 28, 2016

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Cracker Jacker

A robber who only robs whites

'yo im a cracker jacker. I only jack crackers'

by A Person #2936363 January 30, 2018

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Black Jacker

Eating Black Jack sweets before giving your bf a blow job then as he cums, choke on his jizz and puke the black jack and jizz mixture back up on his dick!

'Oh hey Zac! I did a black jacker on my bf'

'What's that then Emma?'

'Well I ate black jacks before giving my bf a blow job and I puked on him as he cum in my mouth..'

by JammyEm August 3, 2021

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