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Testicular Torsion

The act of twisting a man's testicles in an irregular way, typically to induce pain.
Person 1: Prepare for testicular torsion!
Person 2: What?
*Person 1 twists Person 2's balls*
Person 2: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Nonery October 28, 2023
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Testicular triad

Most people have two balls in their sack, however, if you have the testicular triad then you have three
Person 2 “Wait you’ve only got two?”

Person 1 “Yeah??? Why”

Person 2 “I got the testicular triad!!”
by Weeb.exe1 January 1, 2023
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Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.
UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.
by nutty profesor April 18, 2018
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Testicular fireball

When you stick your testicles in a girls vagina while they are on there period
Hey dude i just got the best testicular fireball ever from that one girl at the party
by Fuck me daddy papi March 8, 2019
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testicular capacity

Alternative way of saying “You don’t have the balls
Jake Ryan lacks the testicular capacity to perform the motions of intercourse.
by razortazy February 3, 2021
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testicular tanning

ITS A NICE SUNNY DAY AND YA FEEL LIKE TANNING YA BALLS CAUSE THAY NEVER SEE THE SUN.
It’s a beautiful sunny day I think I’ll do some testicular tanning on my balls! (Testicles).
by Uncle thunder cock buck! June 2, 2021
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