Spicy Splat

Raw sex that ends up extremely stressful.

Rida: That spicy splat was so crazy, I kinda regret it.
Anon: Wow.

by ariesclark November 18, 2023

Monkey splat

When you have too short of a dick to get past the cheeks and the tip is just grazing her lips, so you jerk off in your hand and throw it at her.

Bro that girl had such a fat ass I had to monkey splat her!

by Neffy125 December 7, 2023

Splat the docks

Poop; defecate. Referencing where seagulls and other seabirds unload

Hey I'll be right back I gotta splat the docks

by Larusin1998 December 15, 2023

whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job

“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”

by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022

splatting

that feeling when you're falling so hard for someone that you aren't falling anymore. you're just SPLAT. on the ground.

oh no i'm splatting for someone

by oh no im splatting March 27, 2022

Splat A Lot

The forgotten medieval-themed Canadian children's game show that aired on Nickelodeon. It featured fictional villain such as Kookabura. It got cancelled in 2013 and became abandoned. Many TikTokers and YouTubers explored the set after the show ended. The water was demolished in 2019 and Splat a lot was demolished.

Guy 1: Do not go to the abandoned Splat A Lot set if not you will die to slow death.
Guy 2: I will go there and die.

by JadenTheMoose March 27, 2022

splats

i get too many girls

yo bro where the hoes at. Bro you know i got splats they coming over right now

by sheeeshgangy.@ January 23, 2022