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Spiritualized Cryptomnesia

When you've received information in the past from an ordinary source - book or other person - and attribute it now to coming through you from a spiritual source, such as "your guides".
Some people who say they channel have spiritualized cryptomnesia. They begin each sentence with "My guides say" and then speak a common truth. E.g., My guides say the cure for the pain is in the pain.
by CoreEmotionalHealing.org July 22, 2018
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spiritual debt-relief ploy

Refers to an utterly despicable "taking His name in vain" strategy, whereby you --- having previously either promised someone intimacy if he'd spend money on you, or used a similar promise to strip off and/or spread your legs as "collateral" in case you're unable to pay back a loan that you ask of him --- subsequently claim to have "gotten religion" and are therefore concerned that "He would not approve" of adultery/fornication, and thus you no longer feel that you should have to honor your promise of sexual favors.
The spiritual debt-relief ploy is one of the oldest and most pathetically disgraceful schemes for obligation-free mooching that the world has ever known, and has probably turned countless multitudes of disgruntled people off of established religion. About the only time that this strategy might be at all justified would be if you've gotten unwillingly dragged into obligation by an advantage-taking credophile during a moment of financial desperation, and are unable to pay him back despite your best efforts.
by QuacksO August 9, 2018
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Spiritual Vegan

A person who agrees with the ethical stance of Veganism and aspires to be Vegan for the benefit of the environment but has failed.
"I'm a Vegan in Spirit as I agree with Veganism in principle but in reality it's just not practical - so I'm a Spiritual Vegan."
by Ali Sea June 8, 2018
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Spiritualism

1. The belief or philosophy that the truth can mostly be found through our independent moral & spiritual conscience and contact with the divine-not just through sacred texts.

2. A system of belief or religious practice based on supposed communication with the spirits of the dead, especially through mediums, (ie. spiritism).
'In spiritualism, following just one religion or philosophy is narrow-minded and limits our knowledge, whereas spirituality (following our own moral conscience / many religions or philosophies) is open-minded and grows us in knowledge.'
by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis April 3, 2023
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spiritually unavailable

The act of being unavailable to date because your heart/ soul/ interest is with someone else.
I want to start dating again, but I’m spiritually unavailable.

If I weren’t still hung up on Bill, I would date Eric- but I’m spiritually unavailable.
by Lintonurblackpantz February 1, 2023
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Spiritual Health

The health of your religious/Spiritual Beliefs.
"I wanna start to focus on my spiritual health
by OHIYVRTVHBJNKMNJBHVUGCRXESTDRY February 20, 2023
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Spiritually Attached

A witchcraft ritual that connects the spirits or souls of two individuals, counterparts A and B. The ritual can be performed in-person and remotely. The symptoms of each counterpart may not be identical. The connection begins with sensation transference, for example: the feeling of one's heartbeat, intoxication/high, or ejaculation. Overtime, with increased physical activity or psychological abuse, symptoms may to progress to telepathy and involuntary movements from opposing counterpart. The connection can be used as a source for torture, target practice and public humiliation. Disconnection will require death of a counterpart.
Hogan spiritually attached himself to Mariah through her webcam.
by CEO JAS January 15, 2024
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