SCP

Look I'm 9 I shouldn't know about these. But I do and I can't close my eyes in the bathtub/shower. Id like the Men in Black to erase my mind PLEASE or many some class b amnestics? For the LOVE OF GOD DO NOT SEARCH UP ANYTHING REGARDING SCPS unless you type SCP-999. If you just plainly search up SCPs you will never close your eyes in the shower for THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. I've still not gotten through it. If you want to know anything about SCPs but still be able to sleep I suggest you watch a channel named frisky. Oh and by the way PEANUT.

SCPS are bad, Period , END OF STORY

by TheRepublicOfLIKES(づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ October 22, 2020

scp

scp

scp

by Dr. Rudeth ''Fact'' November 7, 2020

SCP-096

a 7foot tall black girl who wants to be white very bad, most commonly have a cone head and do a “side eye” downwards

person 1: did you see SCP-096

in the dark last night

person 2: no

by mustachioed June 28, 2023

scp-055-de-j

its ham

enjoy the ham
i love the ham

Random person with no life: scp-055-de-j is just ham
Ham: Ham
Random person with no life: H A M

by presidentobamaisgoodinbed January 22, 2023

scp 783

my nightmares. also known as "there was a crooked man" is very scary for me. it kills people and does something to kill them idk.

"Bloody hell mate, The scp 783 got 'em!"

by an Oklahoma October 25, 2023

SCP

SCP - acronym

SCP - stands for "Suck Cock Properly"

"Dude, my girlfriend sucks at giving head. She needs to SCP."

"I know, right?"

"Wait what? How the fuck would you know that?"

by panderverse October 28, 2023

SCP

(noun)
The abbreviation for Secure, Contain, Protect or Secure, Conceal, Protect. (either one works.) A fictional foundation that contains strange anomalies throughout the world in an attempt to conceal them from the public in case they may cause any danger.

Person 1: Hey, check out what I found in the mail.
*Person 1 shows Person 2 an acceptance letter from the SCP Foundation.*
Person 2: You got hired at the SCP Foundation?!

by Nonery October 28, 2023