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Swiftie

I love handing Creighton the aux cord because he is such a swiftie.
by Ozaarc May 20, 2024
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swifties

most annoying fandom in the fandoms history
swifties are so miserable
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Swifty FN

Lowkey underrated YouTuber could definitely meet his full potential but decides to NEVER upload when obviously has the capability of doing so and it’s so annoying and the person making this definition may or may not be him
Yo bro you seen that new Swifty FN Youtube Video? it was fire fr
by Someoneinaworld February 11, 2024
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Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.
Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.
by Numerati February 11, 2024
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Swiftie

A group of diehard fans of Taylor Swift that would hunt someone's entire family down if you say her mid music is bad
Person 1: I just got doxed
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: I said Taylor Swift isn't the greatest artist of all time and a Swiftie saw it
by Ozbot_3000 February 13, 2024
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Swiftie

A cult of mentally deranged species which have a similar appearance as a human being but have room temperature average IQ (in Celsius)
"Bro she's a 10 but she's a swiftie" "She's retarded"
by ryandc1 February 16, 2024
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Suwannee Swifty

When you rooster fuck your wife on your anniversary and then go fishing in Suwannee
Hey man you want to go fishing with us tomorrow? Yeah but man it’s my wedding anniversary! Fuck that bitch just give her the old Suwannee Swifty!
by FDBCUH June 21, 2022
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