Splat

After having sex in a movie theater, you go splat.
The last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

Dylan: Sandra and Jacob were having a 2 man in the movie theater.
Jack: Imagine hearing them go "splat"
Marco: That's the last thing you want to hear in a movie theater.

by thesplatter January 31, 2024

whack-a-splat

When a dick whacks you square in the face while setting up a blow job

“WORST BLOW JOB EVER!” “Why was that jennet?” “When I was getting ready he whack-a-splat me!!!”

by Iwillpersonallywhack-a-splatyo December 23, 2022

splat roll

the toilet roll used to prevent splash back and/or sound when pooing

Person 1: I hate pooing at work, i feel like everyone can here the sound of my poo hitting the water
Person 2: I used to hate pooing at work until i started using splat roll.
Person1: Whats Splat Roll?
Person 2: When you put toilet roll in the toilet first, poo then wipe and flush like it never happened, man!!

by LucaCEO August 8, 2017

Drunk splat

When you get drunk and jerk off outside

Todd had a drunk splat last night

by Interfectorem lucem October 19, 2018

Splat

Typically used as a substitute for a bad word. Most commonly shit.

"I have to take a huge splat"

by cuphltd September 8, 2022

splatting

that feeling when you're falling so hard for someone that you aren't falling anymore. you're just SPLAT. on the ground.

oh no i'm splatting for someone

by oh no im splatting March 27, 2022

Splat A Lot

The forgotten medieval-themed Canadian children's game show that aired on Nickelodeon. It featured fictional villain such as Kookabura. It got cancelled in 2013 and became abandoned. Many TikTokers and YouTubers explored the set after the show ended. The water was demolished in 2019 and Splat a lot was demolished.

Guy 1: Do not go to the abandoned Splat A Lot set if not you will die to slow death.
Guy 2: I will go there and die.

by JadenTheMoose March 27, 2022