Sloppy Biffle

The act of repeatedly striking a sexual partner with a sock full of semen, urine, and feces; similar to the beating of Gomer Pile in "Full Metal Jacket."

My girlfriend refused anal, so I gave her a well deserved Sloppy Biffle.

by passion partier April 19, 2009

Sloppy Plops

Poop of a watery nature. Not very firm crap.

"Christ on a bike! That sloppy plops I just had felt like I was pissing out of my arse."

by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005

[Sloppy Conrad]

A "sloppy conrad" is when a man ejaculates with such force that his junk goes in many directions. One might achieve a "sloppy conrad" if he blows a load that hits...
A: a wall/object directly opposite his line of fire
B: a fellow woman's (or man's) eyeball
C: his chin
D: any other strange or far away area

Woah! My semen just hit the lamp! Sloppy Conrad, WHOOOOOOOOOO!

by The Best Person Ever, yay! January 6, 2009

sloppy turkey

When a juice head burns his ball sack on a tanning bed after a sweaty workout and then proceeds to face fuck a bar slut causing his bright red testicles to repeatedly slap her in the chin much like the woddle of a turkey. (Can you say gobble gobble)

After a strenuous work out Dominic went to the nearest college town bar looking for a skanky bitch to give him a sloppy turkey.

by art-officials April 10, 2015

sloppy italian

When you eat too much spaghetti that when you try to give a blowjob you vomit up the Spaghetti.

Last night we went to get spaghetti and my girl gave me a sloppy Italian in bed.

by Speghetiieater June 7, 2019

Sloppy Stock

Just like chicken or beef stock. Sloppy Stock starts with your choice of ingredients. Any lady with an infection causing vaginal discharge is stirred with her partners penis. The man then ejaculates into the woman’s vagina. Next the woman raises her hips to create an upright receptacle with her vagina. The man urinates into her vagina and then lays down face up in front of her. She then tips her vagina down pouring it’s contents into the mans waiting open mouth.

The wife had a yeast infection last week so we cooked up a little sloppy stock.

by RainbowAustin November 8, 2021

Sloppy Toppy

A sloppy blow job, usually caused by gagging on the male sex organ.

Guy 1: Why didnt you answer the door? I kept knocking and knocking and no answer.
Guy 2: my bad bro but i was getting some sloppy toppy.
Guy 1: oh shit, why didn't you say so.

by Steven Stephalonavich October 5, 2021