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A redneck term for flawless skin. Poreless.
Susan: What are you using on your face? Your skin looks amazing!
Me: Its my new face cream, guaranteed to not leave a singapore on the face!

Susan: Black people age so nicely.
Me: Right! Look at Cletus, he ain't got a singapore on his skin!
by Polly Tatum November 16, 2021
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Singapore expert

People who are extremely stupid and incompetent, or have no idea what the hell they are saying. Just like the dog meme, except it's not fun, and people will suffer, or are suffering the consequences of their incompetence. Used mostly as a derogatory remark, or an adjective.

This category of people was first discovered by the world when Singapore's covid task force began lying through their teeth, blatantly spouting medical lies and committing medical fraud and ran out of ideas on who else to blame other than themselves.
Example 1
A: I think we can solve world hunger by making people eat their own shit!!! Genius amirite guise???
B: Oh wow!!! Such clever! You must be a Singapore expert!!!

Example 2
A: I think C might be a Singapore expert
B: Why would you say that?
C: I believe everything the government says if reality proves them wrong then reality is wrong! If the people is poisoned by the govt then it must be because it had to happen and it must be a good thing that my fellow people are being poisoned! I'm so patriotic!
B: OOOHHHHHHHH I SEE!!!!!!!
A: Yep

Example 3
X: Yeah that's what you people who don't sell out your fellow people to your government are like. Low lives!
Y: Yeah whatever you f***ing Singapore expert!!!
Z: (at X) BOOOOO SINGAPORE EXPERT BOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Example 4
A: I don't get why Lawrence is the one in charge. He doesn't even know what his department is doing. How has he get that high up in rank when he's so incompetent?
B: That's a Singapore expert for you! Only the most useless and incompetent and corrupt goes to the top.
by 狮城咖啡 October 29, 2021
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singapore blog

A shit ig account that whines when people have the same post as him

The owner is a pedofhile which like to hunt for xmm or any girls that are pretty
So i urge u if u are in sg blog 2 pls leave as you might fall into his pedo hands soon
by www.Sheesh August 21, 2021
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singapore blog

the owner of that ig acc whines when other ig account steal their content
the owner also is a pedo and hunts for xmm and pretty girls that are in sg blog gc 2

So i urge everyone to leave that group to not fall victims for his pedo stuff
by www.Sheesh August 21, 2021
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Singapore

Nice Asian country but seriously we need more superior high ground
Stanley: so why did you come to Singapore
Patrick: wait this isn't mother russia
by budgetsheep February 15, 2019
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The Zombification of Singapore Math

When math writers and publishers in the “fine” city of Singapore discover that math-anxious students are more inclined or motivated to solve brain-unfriendly word problems or fiendish questions that involve ghosts, vampires, zombies, and other paranormal or satanic figures rather than those dealing with humans or animals.
The zombification of Singapore math has alarmed a number of conservative or puritan parents and homeschoolers both locally and abroad, especially in red-pilled states that have a significant proportion of ultra-MAGA or anti-woke voters.
by Numerati January 20, 2024
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School of the Arts singapore (SOTA)

an awesome school with good food but is super freestyle and has art forms, Literary Arts, Visual Arts, Theatre, Dance, Film and Music

it has a 20% acceptance rate, so if u got in ur super talented. You go through 2 rounds of interviews and tests and auditions just to try and get in.

And there are some super smart ppl in there- half of my juniors got four points, and so many of their seniors got 258 for psle 😎😎 (me)
Person A: you go to School of the Arts singapore (SOTA)?
person b: yeah
Person A: woah thats hard to get into
by duolingoduolingo February 3, 2024
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