shiver me timberlands

It’s when you are shivering in you timberland kicks due to a shameful attempt by someone to try out it over you or bully you.

Modern slang derived from the pirate slang “shiver me Timbers”

Only usually cool people say this phrase

Macho wannabe 1: you think you look so big standing there ya little weasel, id flog you in an arm wrestle.

Cool reply: oooh, shiver me timberlands ya big pussy.

Alternative cool reply: ooooh…. Im shivering in me timberlands you lil bitch

by Bolo 1989 September 6, 2023

Shiver me timbers

When someone thinks they’re scary, but really isn’t.

Person 1: I WILL KILL U
Person 2: oh oh scary! Oh shiver me timbers!

by nutsacktickler69 September 26, 2023

Shivering Leg Man

A man with a zimmerframe found to be watching folk music whilst shivering his leg to the beat.

I saw the Shivering Leg Man today, said Luke

by Shivering Leg Man Co June 6, 2020

cock shivers

A condition that exists when a man is approaching his climax while being orally gratified. The feeling you get right before dumping your nuts while getting a blow job. The cock shivers are also experienced when a man is getting a rim job.

I had a bad case of the cock shivers when Sherry gave me a blow job in front of all of my friends.

by Kid Cumshots September 19, 2022

cock shivers

The feeling that a man experiences immediately before dumping his nuts in a blow job. The cock shivers are also experienced by a man receiving a rim job.

I got a bad case of the cock shivers when Sherry gave me a blow job while my friends watched.

by Kid Cumshots September 19, 2022

shiverous

its fucking cold

“its quite shiverous out here tonight my fellow ladd”

by dickslayer9000 December 26, 2021

Shit Shivers

The chills or shivers one has immediately prior to and during a massive shit.

Are we almost there? The shit shivers are beginning.

by Mega Hemroids September 5, 2021