Sea rhinoceros

A vicious underwater animal, they dislike anti-sea rhinoceros undergarments but will be attracted specifically to the sound of a Sea bear attack, they are known to not be warded off by even the anti-sea bear circle.

The only known survivor of a sea rhinoceros attack is squidward tentacles, also the only known survivor of a sea bear attack, this makes it unclear whether either animal is real.

by Rooddy March 9, 2020

sea bright

sea bright, nj is a basically a playground for hot and rich kids from rumson, fair haven, middletown, etc. you will see at least 100 jeep wranglers. it's grown a lot over the last few years but it's a great town that is more for locals than bennies who often go to beaches like sandy hook, belmar, point pleasant, etc. still gets crowded in the summer though.

overall, a gnarly spot filled with spoiled-rotten beach kids

it took forever to get through sea bright yesterday because the bennies were clogging the roads.

by gthomps722 June 13, 2020

sea squirrel

Sea squirrels are also known as Sea Squas. Sea squirrels are a very rare creature in mythological stories. According to myth, there are only 3 left in the world. One lives in Indonesia, One lives in Massachusetts, and one lives in the Mariana Trench. The one in the Mariana Trench is the only male, but he is a cannibal so no one likes him. They are normally the size of a gray squirrel but can expand when they are going to eat something big, like a boat. They look like a squirrel except they have webbed feet, fangs, and a scaly body.

"Why are you throwing bread into the ocean?"
"Because I'm feeding the sea squirrels, duh"

by Squirrellover1234 October 30, 2020

Kmart by the Sea

What upperclass people call tourist beach cities in the South.

"Dude, thank god were not going down to kmart by the sea again for the summer."

by Eleanor Tomlinson December 25, 2012

Sea Sausage

Slang for Merman cock.

That mermaid had herself some sea sausage and eggs for breakfast.

by beefjerkeyAlDente June 19, 2012

Sea-Jeaned

Becoming so enamored with passion that your entire world is flipped upside down in the best way, with the synchronicity of seeing their perfect booty move in ways you never thought possible (that when you think about it, you trail off in irrelevant thought and become so consumed in all things love and lust that you continually zone out no matter what important thing is currently going on in your life even if you're driving) ....... in some tight jeans, that your legs become so wobbly it's like you're out at sea.

Dude 1 : Yo, I met this girl. I didn't think she could be anymore perfect until we went to the club and I saw her twerking in these tight jeans. I fell over and spilled my drink on the bouncer and got kicked out! It's like I lost control of my legs.
Dude 2:Bruh... you got sea-jeaned
*Dude 1 and Dude 2 clink drinks together in the most prolific cheers ever*

by Carleysguy August 23, 2021

Sea Job

B-Job but at sea, usually on a boat but could take place while swimming in the bay

Hey clizzy let’s go find some broads to give us sea jobs

by 30 inches June 26, 2021