rodney

the most amazing man you’ll ever meet. so caring and selfless when it comes to someone he cares about. always thinking logically. an amazing human. a spankable butt.

oh my god look it’s rodney! he’s so cool

by ;theres November 23, 2021

Rodney revenge

When getting revenge on a person you select someone unrelated and justify it through pure stupidity, or justify it through relatable skin color or profession.

The girl at Walmart didn't give me my change back so I kicked my neighbors dog. I got my Rodney revenge.

by RolfeF May 11, 2025

Uncle Rodney came knocking

Engine Connecting Rod Knock. Usually caused by excessively worn Rod Bearings. This results in an audible Knocking Sound that is pervasive and matches with your RPM of the Engine.

I was driving my Car in town and suddenly Uncle Rodney came knocking.

by VegasJD May 5, 2024

raw dog rodney

a homeless looking man who smears cheese on his genitals and has sex with pigeons

that man is definitely a raw dog rodney he’s shitting on himself and fucking pigeons.

by mixmyster24 July 25, 2022

Rodney Rule

The Rodney Rule states that when estimating something as a group if there is a tie the higher estimate wins.

Sally and John say the work will take 3 days, but Scott and Jason say it will take 5. Based on the Rodney Rule, the estimate is 5 days.

by Angst Wu June 13, 2022