seine and puffering

Da "I fish, therefore I lie" exaggerations dat you sue a "large scale" angler for --- i.e., you haul his fibbin' a** into court regarding his "inflated" estimates of da size and/or number of da scaled seafood specimens dat he supposedly caught in his drag-net --- due to said outrageous reports' allegedly causing you undue distress.

If there were no outside witnesses to what a fisherman's catch actually looked like, then there's no way for you to prove dat he was making anything up --- in a judge's eyes, it's equally plausible dat his verbal statements regarding his super-successful day on da water could actually have been true, and so there would likely be little chance of your "seine and puffering" claim's triumphing in court.

by QuacksO June 22, 2023

Puffer Coat Fetish

For those who like to take all their clothes off and put on a puffer coat

Matt: have you been wearing my puffer coat...
Josh: Yeah, I have a huge puffer coat fetish.

by JacketMad December 24, 2023

Puffer

It’s when big mama rips a stanky fart all up in the master bedroom and gnu gnu and tu tu blame daddy

Basically it’s a fart that can melt metal and strip paint off walls

Daddy: “Ay Becky did you puffer in here?”
Becky: stares intently at daddy and grins
Daddy: “dude! Stop puffering in the restuh”

by saaavage April 15, 2023

Mayfield Puffer Boys

People who refuse to acknowledge the subpar skillset of one Baker Mayfield. Those who live in a fantasy world where he is capable of being a a starting quarterback in the NFL. Fans and media alike who choose to dicc ride the man without warrant. Puffing him up to be something more than a tiny turnover machine. Coined by Quantrell Bishop of Youtube.

Youtube User: MACBROTHERHOOD (Quantrelle Bishop)

Mayfield Puffer Boys will see his opener against the browns yesterday and pretend that he played a great game. You and I both know that he was the same hype job. 2 good throws vs. blown coverages and now he's Joe Montana.

by AmerikkkaWillFall September 12, 2022

Puffered

In Smii7y's SpiderHeck video, Puffered was used as a term for dying due to falling into lava. The reason this term existed is BigPuffer's consistent deaths by the lava barrier.

Puffer: *falls off the platform and dies to the lava*
Grizzy: Welp, Puffer just puffered.

by StrwbrryCrpCky November 17, 2022

Pufferate

To suck a penis.

I really like to unwind by pufferating a nice juicy cock. To pufferate is to enjoy the penis in all of it's masculine glory.

by H Chinaski October 15, 2022

Barthuly Puffer

When accomplishing 69 and your girl is on the bottom and you are on top, you proceed to sit up on her face while your penis is in her mouth, you fart and this will cause her to sniff it through her nose. This is a very advanced move only to be done by professionals.

“Bro I have my girl the Barthuly Puffer last night”

by BigmanJ12 January 19, 2022