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Dylan protecting

When you make a child the object of your life’s attention and sole purpose and you will disable people to protect that child.
I was dylan protecting at the strip club last night and the crowd got rowdy.
by Surrealandropodous August 8, 2021
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psychic protection

Psychic Protection is the art of using ones energy field to protect themselves and others. It is not limited to just people but can be used for items, places, and things.
I was feeling overwhelmed at the concert from all the energy going around, so i used my psychic protection to help me calm down.
by Wolfpack Healing December 15, 2018
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volcano protection

Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard you fucked Melinda last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome, but I'm nervous because I forgot my Volcano Protection.
by StalinGotNoCredit June 12, 2018
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infantry protection

When Russians pile onto a fucking tank to protect against missiles.
We need infantry protection!!! Vladimir. Ivan. Pile on tank. Rocket coming.
by Dilk hater 420. 69 July 1, 2018
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prudent pre-shower protective procedures

Preliminary actions that you should always perform prior to partaking of a sudsy scrub--a-dub, to avoid any "unintentional ice-bucket challenge" surprises that often occur while you're waiting for warmed aych-two-oh to flow from the water-heater through your pipes to the shower-head.
These two prudent pre-shower protective procedures are very important to avoid potential bathtub-hypothermia, but are very simple and easy to carry out:
(1) Ensure that the tub/shower selector-knob is moved to :"tub" so that water will only flow out from the tub's faucet-spout, not the shower-head. Then turn on the "hot" valve full-blast and wait till the faucet's chilly out-flow starts to turn warm before turning off the valve and moving the selector-knob over to "shower".
2. Step into the tub and properly close/arrange the curtain, then turn on the "hot" tap again and immediately hold your cupped hands up towards the shower-head so that its "initial" blast of water will hit your palms and spray sideways, rather than shockingly deluging your entire shivering "birthday suit" with the unheated "residual" water that's still inside the shower-head's feeder-pipe. Once the shower-head's spray warms, adjust the hot/cold valves for the desired water-temperature.
by QuacksO October 2, 2018
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protective cusstody

Imprisonment designed to shield someone from swearing and other crude language.
What good is protective cusstody if da jailers and other officials of da clink grumble and/or shout profanity/obscenity-laced remarks themselves?!??
by QuacksO January 24, 2023
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protect my peace

Do whatever it is to keep your happiness... even if it will leave a detrimental effect on your life.
I didn't do the essay because I'm choosing to protect my peace instead.
by taroroot October 12, 2023
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