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Parasites

Women say it about their own kids are you going to deny their fucking existence and let people steal all their shit?
Hym "Yeah, you know what? Probably. Yeah. You probably would. I wouldn't put it past you. Parasites."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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Parasite

And a parasite is by definition a living creature you fucking retard. A living creature that lives at the expense of another living creature. THAT'S WHAT THE WORD MEANS!
Hym "Nope! Fuck you, retard! Your daughter's a parasite. All 3 of them. My contribution to society isn't even acknowledged and my very existence is demonized. From the size of my dick to my inability to appease my supposed superiors to what I choose to do with what little free time I have, every aspect of my existence is denigrated. And if I don't contribute to the reproductive process I will be harvested EXPLICITLY FOR the siphoning and redistributing of my resources that will go explicitly to women who think they are too good to fuck me who instead fucked men who don't want them, don't have the resources to support a kid, and care whether I live or die. And no I will not be forced into relationships that will inevitably fail. You eat shit and die. Fuck you."
by Hym Iam March 26, 2024
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Parasites

Something that I love to talk about but would hate to get
Parasites are kinda cool
by SlimeyCuber June 20, 2021
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Love Parasite

A man who loves someone (or something) so much and knows that she also loves him, so much so that he knocks everyone back simply to love that one person (whether real or fictional), in every way, sexual or whatever else, but without it being twisted, just really sexual and slutty to some

The subjects don't care though, they just love each other and there career, like the opposite of a concubine, higher than a wife
Dante: hey nero, you seen Trish and Nivek, my mum and mando has become total love parasites

Nero: and here I thought Kyrie's cooking was the best
by -Dat Mental Gamer- February 11, 2026
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