shovel poor

When you can't afford a snowblower and have to manually remove snow with a shovel.

Sue has no crisp clean snowblower driveway and sidewalk lines. She's shovel poor...

by Los_A January 15, 2018

poor touch

Getting a handy from a homeless person

I got a poor touch last night

by Fredtheelephant December 28, 2016

poor sausage

- Somebody who is sad, but in being sad is madly amusing to those around them.
- Someone who does something silly then is sad about it.

Person 1 pours a brand new pint of milk down the sink, thinking it is out of date. Then realizes it is not out of date. ''Oh dear, I have just thrown away a brand new pint of milk!''
Person 2: Laughs ''You poor sausage.''

by Orange Tiger February 6, 2017

Ew Poor

A joking way to make fun of your friends.

You have level 1 armor, Ew poor

by IdkboiX September 30, 2020

Poor Romneys

A pair of flip flops made from old plastic bottles.

Hobo bob couldn't afford shoes so grabbed some old plastic soda bottles and made himself a pair of Poor Romneys.

by RReagan August 8, 2012

Poor Dylan

Charlie brown like in nature. Always a chronic masturbater but never a ladies man.

I was waiting for Nicole to come over just strokin’ it but she never showed. Guess I’m just a Poor Dylan again.

by eric_h June 26, 2022

poor dashing

When you are broke, so you door dash for money on the side.

Girl, I need to pay my light bill. Time to go poor dashing.

by Shallowbane September 20, 2022