Ignore the plant

What you say when you're about to fuck/make-out with someone while a vegetable(person) or someone with the brain capacity of a vegetable is in a nearby room or in the room.

Girl: are we gonna fuck.
Girl 2: yes, now shhhh, ignore the plant.

by suchabigdildo August 18, 2012

Mr plant

are you talking about THE Mr plat by Ashur Gharavi on youtube or something else?

person 1: lets watch "A Day in the Life of Mr Plant"

Person 2: i love the relationship of argos and mr plant

person 1: yes

by Evelynisthere. June 26, 2023

Plant Food

Being so useless to society while living and able bodied, that you might actually be better off not living anymore. Thus saving resources here on earth for the productive folks, while simultaneously feeding plants with your decomposing remains, ultimately giving your empty life some minuscule value after all…

Christine and Matt are plant food man, they don’t do anything, ever, except maybe for one day and feed some plants with their shitty out of shape bodies….

by Eric Spano May 10, 2023

Shaz Plant

Word to describe tobacco for the younger years. Normally used in schools and also colleges.

"Oi Darren, can you get me some shaz plant? Keep the change"

by TheRealRKid October 23, 2019

snake plant

The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.

Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”

by TheWholeBrand July 10, 2021

FRED the plant

FRED is Moriah Elizabeth plant squishy and she also owns Fred in real life

Fred the plant is funny and green

by Moriah Elizabeth lover 327 May 9, 2022

plant play

Plant Play is serious and NOT a joke. It’s an alternative to pet play but you act is if your apart of the environment as a leafy green substance. Seedsent is VERY much necessary 😡 don’t mess w saplings 💀💀it’s gross. Taking down and dirty to a new level w plant play 🥵🥵

Daddy Spruce: lemme squeeze your branch, your my birch 😩😩 let’s take this plant play to a new level 😱😱

Baby Birch: have i been a bad seedling?? rub your spruce against my moss 😋

by plantplayer64 March 23, 2022