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Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)
I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.
by anonymous January 8, 2021
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peterson

The peterson(or petreson) is a unit of mass originally defined as "the weight of copper you need to steal and then to sell in order to procure a gram of meth". Named after prof. Jordan Peterson. Peterson value may vary depending on your local copper and meth prices.
Bums dug up copper wire worth 100 petersons.
by roumor January 25, 2021
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lucas peterson

one who is bald and deathly allergic to avacados
shine bright like lucas peterson’s head
by skhfjsjdjsjdj April 8, 2021
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Tash Peterson

when you have the shit idea to dress up in ugly ass lingered at a Melbourne tram stop in the middle of summer and you somehow think that is vegan
P1: "I am going to Tash Peterson."
P2: "Don't. Its a shit idea."
by iDontTrustYou August 25, 2024
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Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson

Pfffft! Doesn't it get old!? How fucking tired is your schtick Jordan?
Jordan "We don't know anything" Peterson "We don't what happens when Muslims are in Christian countries! We don't know what happens when Twitter! All we know is that you just HAVE to do my incest cult! You NEED to validate my worldview!"

Hym "This isn't a fight for women's equality. If it's 60/40 in any direction it's in the direction of women and you don't actually attribute value to the lives of men who aren't fucking. You are shit. You fail by your own metric. My only metric is being a genius and better than everyone and I am already both! Really, it's ridiculous what you're doing here."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Because they aren't fans of Jordan Peterson!
Hym "Why IS Jordan Peterson's male following diminishing!? What could I be!? How would anything Jordan Peterson says fix someone's relationship with their father? I don't know! Maybe it's because he doesn't actually give a shit about men! That he thinks he's BETTER than men... But wait... YOU'RE not Hym... So... I don't see how that works. I mean... He thinks he's a status-man and his status is no where NEAR my level of status... I CREATED AI! Bill Gates says it has a 2.3 trillion dollar valuation! I'm like a country! How much money does Elon have? I'm like 2000 billionaires! I'm more billionaires than there are billionaires! I don't know how many Elon's that is, like, 200 Elon. Eh... No.... I don't like that because it makes it sound like I'm 200 retards when really I'm just 1 maximum over-genius. But the REAL question is: Is Mikhaila Peterson a filthy slut who cheated on her husband with my ultimate creation The Imaginary Frankenstein!? I don't know! We CAN'T know anything according to Jordan Peterson!"
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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Jordan Peterson

Joe Rogan: Jordan, did you shit in the sink?
Jordan Peterson: You're going to have to define "sink" and what exactly it means to "shit".
Ben Shapiro: A sink is a a fixed basin with a water supply and a drain. "Shit" is an English-language profanity. As a noun, it refers to fecal matter, and as a verb it means to defecate; in the plural, it means diarrhea.
Jordan Peterson: So by your logic, even a toilet is a sink?
Joe Rogan: Fuck you, Jordan.
by Palm Knee July 1, 2025
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